an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

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every romantic teen movie


*girls plays acoustic guitar and sings*

guy: wow…you’re..you’re amazing you can really sing

girl: :) thanks. i haven’t sang since my mom died

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I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon
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 We actually went up against each other when I was nominated for ‘Game Change’ and she got her first nom for ‘Horror Story’ and I lost then, so I’m used to losing to Jessica Lange. There is no better person to lose to. - Sarah Paulson
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i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

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thanks mom
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Meanwhile in Florida, the alligators have developed sign making skills.
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