orneryjabroni sadblogger

poopflow:

if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u

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poopflow sadblogger
e-yelashes:

flinch-nerds:

This tweet is so important to me

i was thinking about this today 
flinch-nerds ohwell-enoughsaid
dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
wesleysnopes cumfort
Anonymous whispered: P & D

f-yeah-americanhorrorstory:

Pineapple

and

Dogs

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fahbulus:

we had to call the ambulance last night because i breathed in too many fumes trying to kill a spider

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fahbulus spork

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

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kushdrinker laughbitches

hotboyproblems:

if you wanna be my lover gotta buy me
concert tickets

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thisonethough whispered: This guy in my class kept asking me who my boyfriend was and I was scrolling through Tumblr at the time and he pointed at your selfie and asked "Is that him?" and I said "yes" with dripping sarcasm but he didn't get it and no matter how much I tell him I was joking, he thinks I have a boyfriend in San Francisco. Congratulations.

gnarly:

ahahhaahah ily

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